lacigreen:

Hi Sam!

Thanks for taking the time to read this letter. As fellow YouTubers, we have much respect for others who put so much hard work into building their channel. It’s not easy, and you should be proud! That said, we’ve noticed that in your success, there has been a lack of respect in…

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1. What’s your favourite word?
splanchnocranium

2. If you were a scented candle, what scent would you be?
Jan Levinson Gould’s

3. What are your views on Scottish Independence?
UK independence from Westminster, lets all leave them

4. What’s the best piece of advice you were ever given?
I will be ok

5. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
nose

6. Tell me a fun fact!
blindsight is a phenomena which allows blind people to see, using the retinotectal tract, despite partial or complete anihilation of the visual cortex

7. ”A friend in need’s a friend indeed, a friend with weed is better” - True or False?
friend with dizepam ;)

8. Can you play a musical instrument?
piano and my face

9. Biggest pet peeve?
#slut

10. Can you do my presentation for me on Friday? I don’t want to :(
cry

11. Dogs or cats?
DOG

I challenge: Alex Salmond’s haggis recipe

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I was tagged by smelly jenny waysmell @love-is-a-shadow to write these questions

1. How many hairs are on your head?
more than a bald person

2. Bird flu or swine flu?
fucking ebola

3. Have you recently checked your privilege?
it’s under your mother who has been torn apart my patriarchy and my penis

4. Replace every vowel in your URL with the word ‘queef’
http://queef.tumblr.com/

5. Should Scotland be independent?
Scotland is kind, scotland is smart, scotland is important. but no. we conquered their tartan quilts with tea and inbred german nobility

6. House or Grey’s Anatomy?
Scrubs

7. How many days has it been since you were last in A&E?
3 months

8. Shoes or no shoes?
shoes! you fucker

9. Are you an innie or an outie?
versatile

10. Are zebras black with white stripes or white with black stripes?
horses with camouflage

11. What was the result of the last buzzfeed quiz you did?
i know friends quotes 80%

i challenge monotheism

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famphic:

i like to use exclamation marks because they cover up the fact that i am dead inside!!!!

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#book #bookshelf #shelfie #literature #penguin #penguinclassics

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The Dick Graze by Channing Tatum

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